Cool

Cool, cool, very cool. I finished all 5 books and wrote reviews.
That was super stressful. Maybe I should stick to watching cartoons.

But NAwW, reading's super fun, I mean, better than writing, right? In writing, you have to pay attention to all these ruuuuules and grammmaarrrr and there's no fun in that, is there? Then you go to read books and it's like, wow, this author has a lot of grammatical errors, did she even go to school?

Then the whole world is thrown out of balance. 

A tidal wave knocks over your house. But something is wrong.  You live nowhere near the ocean. You scream and reach for the feather pillow you hold so near and dear to your soul.  It is being drenched in salty wave water. Then you are under the water. Bubbles come out of your mouth and you laugh. You look to see that you are now a merman. You talk to your new fish tail. "Noah's ark," you say in a happy tone, except it's all bubbly because you're underwater.  You'll have to get used to that, but for now it's your house that's the problem. It's still on its side from being knocked over. You call your army of fish to push to get the house right again, but they're all wimps so they can't do anything.  You cry. You're happy you're underwater so your tears blend in. You're a manly man merman.

AND I JUST WROTE THAT STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS AND DUDE, IT WAS STILL BETTER THAN SOME OF THE BOOKS I'VE READ. IT HAD IMPROPER GRAMMAR, CHOPPY SENTENCES AND RUN-ONS JUST LIKE THIS ONE BUT JUST BE UNIQUE OKAY? THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY. BE UNIQUE AND I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD YUOR WRITING IS, YOU'RE A DIAMOND IN MY EYES.
I JUST- PLEASE, CAN A BOOK JUST CATCH MY INTEREST FOR ONCE? SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Review of: Justin Morgan Had a Horse

No.

I really didn't like this book.
I really did not like this book.
Do you comprehend how much pain I went through reading this?

I'm not a horse person, and this book actually made me sit there and think "wow, reading really sucks" because that's how bad it was.
It told the story fine, but it was just so boring! I can't write a formal review of this book. 
Gomenasai. (Nihongo o naratteimasu)

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